You’ve probably read somewhere or seen it on television that the best way to be free of a vampyre would be to arm oneself with a crucifix and a large bottle of Holy Water
Or if you are of a very brave disposition; you could get rid of this fiend by driving a stake through it’s rotten heart before chopping off the head and then having a nice bonfire with what remains.
But did you know that there are MANY different ways of seeing off a vampyre?
Why not indulge in a ‘little’ retail therapy as you browse the shelves of a magikcal emporium nestled somewhere in the All Hallows Hamlet and linger over the intoxicating array of exclusive notions and potions designed to entice your imagination AND your wallet?
On offer and measuring just 2.5 cm or smaller are a collection of miniature vials now available exclusively in The OtherWorldly Emporium.
Available for sale individually and from the shelves of the ‘Monsignor Suárez Vampyre Slayer Emporium’ in the All Hallows Hamlet – these are exclusive remedies created by the Monsignor himself AND guaranteed to see off the most determined of Vampyres!
With a pinch of ‘Silver, Herb, Seed, Root and Werewolf Fur’ suspended in resin, labelled in parchment and finished with paper tied with jute, raffia or silver wire- these little vials will add a perfect finishing touch to YOUR fantastical miniature world…
OR could YOU discover another use for it?
Whatever your plans for this miniature – this unique vial find it’s way to you beautifully packaged with a collectable ‘Thank you’ card and poster from the ‘Monsignor Suárez Vampyre Slayer Emporium’.
This is a collectable miniature and as such is NOT intended as a toy OR suitable for children.
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