To the All Hallows Hamlet?
As the sun goes down and you find yourself in need of a little retail therapy then why not join me for a unique shopping experience?
All posts tagged: ‘Monsignor Suárez’
The Hen Takes Flight!
And now with my wings firmly in place as the Crooked Hen, I’m engrossed in my own little world either in my crowded shed at the bottom of the garden or else nestled inside my garden studio with a cup of tea to hand…
Indigestion? Oh Lordy!
Oh! Those horrors of indigestion!
Holy. Holy. Holy Oil.
With a pinch of ‘Herb’ suspended in resin, labelled in parchment and finished with paper tied with old wire – this little vial will add a perfect finishing touch to YOUR fantastical miniature world…
Garlic? What Do YOU Know?
Think you know ALL about the humble Garlic?
Cry Wolf!
From the shelves of the ‘Monsignor Suárez Vampyre Slayer Emporium’ in the All Hallows Hamlet – this is an exclusive remedy created by the Monsignor himself AND guaranteed to see off the most determined of Vampyres!
Oil of Vampyre?
On offer and measuring just 2.5 cm is a miniature glass vial of ‘Monsignor Suárez Vampyre Oil’…
A Pinch of Herb or Werewolf Fur?
Did YOU know that there are MANY different ways of seeing off a vampyre?
In Need Of Some Retail Therapy Vampyre?
For as long as I can remember, I have always enjoyed a fascination with (and a sneaky regard!) for these undead creatures of folklore and mythology.
However, as much as I appreciate that this interest of mine will not be shared by everybody and so in keeping with the ideas of ‘mischief’ and the ‘incomprehensible’ that Scoffern has attributed to the Vampyre – I have created something of a fantastical store which seeks to offer those essential accoutrements for any discerning hunter or slayer of the undead…
That’s ONE Crooked Hen!
Be reassured that there is at LEAST one faery who can be found skipping about within the stone walls surrounding the ancient City of York AND although at first glance, she may be mistaken for just another conventional human – appearances can be deceptive!
That's SO Tee Bylo! 